Parenting 101

The sounds of the country…the frogs in the pond, the birds chirping, the crickets and the pitter patter of little feet prancing inside the walls of the cabin.

It’s probably a squirrel that was on a family outing in the woods and lost his way into the walls of the cabin. The pitter-pattering sounds like it’s coming from floor level which means the little bugger ate his way through the bottom of every 2 x 4 that holds up the walls and the cabin will eventually collapse.

This is clearly a textbook case of bad parenting and if I knew mom and dad’s names I would report them to the rodent division of DYFS. And when that cabin collapses, mom and dad can expect a letter from our lawyer.

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