In Trump’s Words

Donald Trump says some crazy shit and I am always impressed with his ability to actually make me think “That’s Some Crazy Shit” over and over again. His command of the English language would impress the smartest 1st grader you can think of.

So here’s a bunch of Donald quotes and my thoughts in bold…

The likes of which the world has never seen before. Quit saying this! Why can’t some things be “Well, it didn’t turn out the way we planned” or “Yeah we fucked up” Come on…we know.

It’s incredible, just incredible. I don’t use that word anymore.

………in the history of the world. It’s good to believe you’re king.

I’ll probably will do it, maybe definitely. So we should take a pessimistically optimistic look at it, right? Not to mention your grammar. “I’ll probably will?” Sorry genius, you gotta clean that up a bit.

I need loyalty. Yeah ok, to a point, but you gotta earn my respect first.

We’re taking care of our seniors. You’re not vulnerable but they like to say the vulnerable. You’re the least vulnerable but for this one thing, you are vulnerable. What the fuck! Am I vulnerable or not!!

I’m the least racist person in the room. Sooooo……….You’re a racist.

The world is laughing at us . Well….Why wouldn’t they be?

I look forward to showing my financials, because they are huge (4/14/11). Hey, no rush buddy. It’s only been over 9 years. Take your time, have a big mac.

The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right. I googled “the concept of shaking hands” and went to Wikipedia where one of the customs states “Hand shaking between men and women is not encouraged in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Iran, etc where the majority religion is Islam.” Yeah, this must be his favorite.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke. I can’t….

I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent. Yes, Donald, you are and if you are a really good boy we will give you some ice cream after dinner.

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters. Yeah, ok, but would they come to your funeral?

I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier. That must have been one big fucking silver spoon.

I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park. Sounds like the perfect partner, husband and father to me…

Kim Jong-Un speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same. I think you’d be better off if you let the people argue with you…

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