Rhetoric

Politicians have their own language.

What are they like at home? A typical conversation at the dinner table…

Wife: Honey, we need to get the oil changed in the car.

Politician: Yes, I did notice that the grocery store has butternut squash.

Wife: Great. Maybe you could cook the squash on the grille?

Politician: I know, honey, we do have to look for another car soon.

Wife: What kind of car should we get?

Politician: Yes, the weather has been nice lately.

So one day she snaps at that dinner table and lunges towards him with a frying pan. Food is flying everywhere, she’s incoherently screaming at him as she slides her way right through the mashed potatoes. She is right there and smashes him… His last words were, “Honey, you look wonderful tonight”

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