Numbers

I’ve got a thing about numbers…

11 – The number of turns of the knob on a propane tank to open & close it.

13 – What I usually count to when I walk up and down a flight of stairs.

2-1/2 – The number of feet one of my steps is when I am walking.

9 – The number of inches from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinky when I stretch out my hand.

100 – The number of years it feels like since Trump was elected.

40 – The average number of minutes on the phone with internet companies complaining about problems.

2 – Average number of expletives used during phone calls with internet companies.

2 – Number of times I have to say “I can’t understand what you are saying” while talking to internet companies.

2 – The number of tries to get the charger cord into the charging block.

1/2 – Number of inches of bourbon I pour into my glass.

1/2 – Number of inches of bourbon I pour into my glass.

1/2 – Number of inches of bourbon I pour into my glass. (Yes, I do love my bourbon)

0 – Trump’s IQ

15 – The number of minutes you need to wait after you eat and before you back into the swimming pool.

10,950 – Over the course of a 30 year marriage, the number of times you hear the word “FINE…”.

117/64 – My blood pressure

174/92 – My blood pressure when talking to internet companies

189,819 – The number of letters in the longest word. It takes over 3 hours to pronounce while the person you’re talking to either falls asleep or decides to punch you in the face.

3:15 – The length of my favorite Sting song. Need a hint?

Got some favorite numbers? Let me know what they are!


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