The Wizard has a plan for every man, woman and child to have a cell phone in their hands using so many apps that they lose all of their thinking power. Once everyone has one, the wizard plans on disabling all of them, reducing everyone to zombies unable to think for themselves as they fumble to speak after only a few minutes without their phones. The wizard finds this amusing.
Oz, the Wizard’s cousin, is always telling him, “Marvin, you should be enriching peoples lives and encouraging them to help others, not hurting them.” I don’t know what brick you just crawled out from under but I’m not the one who is handing out brains and hearts. The authorities would be very interested to know where you’re getting that stuff from. Not to mention kidnapping that young girl is probably a federal offense and the ASPCA would not be very happy about the dog.