Divorce is the result of a deteriorated relationship that has evolved from “Honey I think we should talk about this” to “Fuck you, you’re wrong”. My ex and I were completely different people. “Opposites attract” they say, whoever “they” are…. But as a friend of mine once said to me, Yeah until you kill each other. That’s when you get to the divorce part.
It’s when some would say things get ugly. Listen, things had already gotten ugly and all I wanted to do was get off this ride with minimal collateral damage. Well, that’s not the way it works. I really should have studied up on this part a little more.
So that’s when I decided to hire a lawyer…