The Inauguration…

Right out of the gate we realized he has no concept of reality. At his inauguration, it was raining. He said it wasn’t and that God was looking over him. But it was raining. And the size of the crowd at his inauguration versus Obama’s? First of all, who really cares but if you want us to lower ourselves to your infantile way of thinking, Obama had tons more people there. Right then and there we should have realized that this is one very disturbed clown.

As each president is sworn in they speak the words “I solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States”.

While I really want this circus to hit the road, what if it stays? That oath might be more appropriate if it were written something like this:

“I solemnly swear to nothing except to faithfully execute my own agenda as Agent Orange. I will do what I, and only I, think is best for me and I will not entertain any outside opinions as I know best. The Constitution will be rewritten in it’s entirety in collaboration with my good friends, David Dukes and Vladimir Puten. And because I truly care about you, the people of this amazing country, we will make the transition of this dictatorship as painless as possible right before your eyes without any of you even knowing it. It will be the likes of which the world has never seen before.”

Pretty scary shit, huh? I would say that if he could read…he can’t, I know…but if he COULD I think Mein Kampf would be his favorite book. And for those of you that didn’t know, the reason he can’t read is because many years ago he tried to read a newspaper and his head exploded. All those words and sentences were just too much to comprehend. The doctors considered the operation to put him back together a success, but they completely missed the extent of the brain damage the explosion caused…

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